Because Pava reminded me of the rumpshaker network.
Because Professor Nobis has one.
Because the world does not need another one. But I turn off the water when I brush my teeth and I don't live in Las Vegas and I drive a small car and I reuse bottles and my 98 was 87 on the record and "scooters" is apparently as popular a post label as "vacation." So, a little more won't hurt.